10 things financial advisers won’t say
- “We’re your biggest advocate, except when we’re not.”
- "What we charge is all over the map.”
- “Your future looks bright, according to our software.”
- “There’s no easy way to judge our stock-picking performance...”
- “...But we’re tops at raking in the dough.”
- “We get paid by mutual-fund companies…”
- “…And the loan departments of banks.”
- “You read our disclosures, right?”
- “We put more initials after our names than crown princes do.”
- “You want to sue us? That is so cute.”
